We Need to Admit That Mary Poppins Is a Sociopath

We Need to Admit That Mary Poppins Is a Sociopath
By Jessica Mason

January 9, 2019 at 09:46AM
via The Mary Sue https://www.themarysue.com/disney-mary-poppins-returns-sociopath/

«As the parent of a toddler who watches Mary Poppins at least once a week, there are a few things I know.

(1) The 1964 Mary Poppins film is indeed practically perfect in every way, and (2) Mary Poppins herself is not a nice person. […]

What’s clear is that Mary Poppins is a manipulative, lying, gaslighting jerk. It’s highly possible you haven’t realized this if you haven’t, like me, seen Mary Poppins eighty-seven times in the span of fourteen months, but trust me, I know what I’m talking about.

Get your spoons full of sugar ready; it’s time for some medicine.»

Growing Up With Economic Anxiety

Growing Up With Economic Anxiety
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January 9, 2019 at 08:04AM
via My Reading List: Unread https://medium.com/s/no-mercy-no-malice/no-mercy-no-malice-3-jackets-and-a-glove-19a35468b859

«Privilege looks in the mirror and sees nobility, embracing the rationalizations of supply and demand, trickle-down, and a Hunger Games approach to capitalism. As a result, the “wealthiest” nation is the same place where 44 percent of children live in low-income households, and 45 percent of food stamps recipients are kids. The downside of a core belief that, in the U.S., “anybody can be successful” is a toxic resentment of people who aren’t successful, as it’s their fault their children are on food stamps.»

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
By Keith James

January 9, 2019 at 08:00AM
via McSweeney’s https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-used-my-wifes-vibrating-dildo-to-achieve-my-first-prostate-orgasm-and-now-im-in-narnia-and-i-cant-get-back-home